|| Bitchy Thoughts.........
|"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
"Not all men
are annoying. Some
"Men only have
two faults: Everything
they say and everything
"Men are like small children. You bring
a new one home and the other ones already
there resent it."
"Being a woman
is a terribly difficult
trade, since it consists
principally of dealings
"If they sent one man to the moon, why
can't they send them all?"
"Most men would
never get laid if
weren't for the pity
"The sex life
of spiders is very
He fucks her. She
bites his head off."
"Once you recognize
the fact that all
men are inherently
pigs, your life becomes
"The game women
play is men."
"Men — You can't
live with 'em, and
they only bleed when
you whip 'em."
got them by the balls,
their hearts and
minds will follow."
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| Men are unique creatures; both simple to
figure out and easy to play like a violin.
The little games women play against them
can make a man crazy with lust. Do you think
we do not know that? Do you think we do not
dress in provocative ways intentionally to
lure you down the wrong path? What do women
REALLY want? YOU WALLET, YOUR CASH, and all
the change in your pockets. We don't really
care whether or not you are good in bed...
cause you probably can't last more than 5
minutes. We only care about your car IF it
makes us look good. So fork it all over to
us piglet... we want your thick and wet money
to rain down on us.
Stop waiting, call now because we have girls
available to use, abuse, and to humiliate
you. More importantly... we will drain you
financially, emotionally, and maybe even
sexually. We cater to our own whims but part
of that is luring you into a horny frenzy
where you simply stop saying "no"
to anything we ask.